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Alvast een paar fijne op een rijtje :

Robbie Williams :
“It’s not how you look on the outside, it’s the beauty inside that counts… and a couple of big tits work for me too.”

Jim Carrey :
“Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.”

George W. Bush :
“Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work.”

Christina Aguilera :
“A man of quality is not threatened by a woman of equality.”

Chris Rock :
“Who’s more racist? Black people or White people? Black people! Ya know why? Because black people hate black people too! Everything white people don’t like about black people, black people really don’t like about black people.”

Queen Victoria :
“I am most anxious to enlist everyone who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of “Women’s Rights,” with all its attendant horrors… Were women to “unsex” themselves by claiming equality with men, they would become the most hateful, heathen, and disgusting of beings and would surely perish without male protection.”

Zie ook de bijzonder volle secties uit o.m. Friends, The Simpsons, Muppet Show en consoorten…

Vreemd dat ik nooit eerder op deze Wikipedia-appendix botste…